Don't Panic.

The site management apologises for the fault and is working to repair it. Please do not adjust your sets, send complaints, talk to your loved ones or, for the love of god, go outside.

O.K.  A few hours turned into a few days.  And then into a few months. I can (almost) 100% guarantee it won't become a few years until I actually finish the site...

Really, if you look at it, it must mean I'm not very geeky, since I obviously concentrate on being cool over making my website. That's what it is. Must be.

I know, I know - I hate 'Under Construction' pages as much as you, but this one really is only going to be up for a few hours. I need to get started on my coursework.

[Update] O.k, o.k - I was wrong, you were right. I did get started on my coursework, but I didn't get round to doing the page. Tomorrow. I promise. I did some of the stylesheet though...

Nevertheless (is that a word? Well, I've used it now, too late to go back...) this site will still be crap once I've done the initial version. There's a very simple reason for that Readers - my entire HTML tutelage (my we are going for big words today) was reading a book entitled "HTML 4.0 Made Simple", therefore my HTML sucks. Although, I would still recommend the series to people wanting to learn the (very) basics of a language quite quickly (yes, yes I know HTML isn't a language, but the series mostly covers programming languages, I think).

Anyway - off to work.

Eventually.

Maybe I'll have a sandwich first...